Ello, Muncher!

Figured it was right time I finally got to the whole 'Chatting with my Boy' bit, your mother's been glaring at me for a week. Frightful, that woman. Anyway, Not all that sure where to start - Did you know Sirius was gay? I did not know this. It's rather odd, I must say. At least Lil's shut up about finding Remus the right bird. Er, even though, oddly, I suppose he did find the right bird. Or a bird. Well, he was getting laid at some point by not-Sirius. Oh Merlin, I'm talking to my son about gay sex. You shouldn't be HAVING sex! Except, you're older than I was when - Oh, right, need to know basis.

Are you having sex? I mean, er, well. Uh. Maybe not that. Seeing anyone? Nice bird? You've spent enough time around Moony and Padfoot, I'll ask - Nice lad? I mean, I'm sure it's none of my business - Wait, no! I'm you're Da! It IS my business! I mean, if I don't make it my business NOW, it'll never be my business, then I'll read the tabloid and go 'Blast-ended Skewrts, he's sleeping with a GOAT! I knew Aberforth was a bad influence....'

I'm not doing this right. Wanna have lunch? You could come over here? Were at... er... Oh Good GOD, I don't know WHERE I am! Blasted woman, bouncing us around the damn country. I think she does it because she knows I've got a horrid sense of direction. Well then, Leaky Cauldron? Maybe? Come on, humor your old man!

Prongs